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A weird and funny, I can't stop laughing about it, thing happened today... Have you ever heard of A/B testing where, you take a thing, make different versions of said thing, then publish each version of said thing in different places from each other, then wait to see the results from each? So, I did that. I took twelve articles, and published them in twelve places. Within the article is a number, in a sentence. The number itself is on no real importance, as it is incorrect in ALL twelve articles. Each article contains a different number one through twelve, that is simply there as part of the A/B test so that I can determine which article got which results. As you know, I never went to school, and was never taught math, and while I can identify numbers in their word form spelled out as letters, I can not in their numerical form. I also can not count, I can not do addition, I can not do subtraction, I can not do money or clocks or calendars. I am female and was not allowed to go to s...
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If you were bedridden for 9 years, would your friends and family remember you when you returned to walking again? Mine didn't, in fact they forgot me so hard that an impersonator took my place in their lives for 9 years. How does this happen?

If you were bedridden for 9 years, would your friends and family remember you when you returned to walking again? Mine didn't, in fact they forgot me so hard that an impersonator took my place in their lives for 9 years. How does this happen? I had a wild experience today, and it has made me question: how fast do YOU forget people you know? Like details about them? I ask because, this was someone who knows me offline, face to face, local friend, who hasn't seen me in about a year, but knows me, and knows my car... specifically knows my cars... a 1992 Volvo, that is fully mural painted, with a giant pink jellfish on the hood,, a purple unicorn on one side, a blue merman and a seraphum angle on the other side, and a purple dragon on the back. Also, has a huge four foot long wheelchair carrier on the back, with my website url painted in yellow daisies. This is the same car that for over a decade had 2.5 million marbles glued to it. I build art cars. I have NEVER not once in 50 y...