EK's Star Log

Coast to Coast AM - @coasttocoastam #coasttocoastam - leave my family the fuuck alone - keep you fucking jackass crew out of my yard, away from my car, and away from my friends - @FBI #FBI @FBIBOSTON Coast to Coast AM - @coasttocoastam #coasttocoastam how many times do I have to tell you people I am not an alien abductee, my name is not EelKat, EelKat is a fictional character from a novel I wrote, - @FBI #FBI @FBIBOSTON Coast to Coast AM - @coasttocoastam #coasttocoastam - my car is not haunted, that was a fucking hoax perpetrated by my uncle and it was debunked 2 damned decades ago, he's the only one who calls it the goldeneagle, not me I've never called it that, - @FBI #FBI @FBIBOSTON Coast to Coast AM - @coasttocoastam #coasttocoastam - and my friend you jackasses call Etiole is not an alien he is a homeless WW2 veteran with a lot of scars and he's almost a hundred years old - @FBI #FBI @FBIBOSTON Coast to Coast AM - @coasttocoastam #coasttocoastam -  and your idiot blon...

  Is it true you are an alien abductee? Amphibious Aliens — Medium Edition Wendy Christine Allen 🌸💖🦄 aka EelKat 🧿💗 · Is it true you are an alien abductee? Seeing how this is the ONLY thing locals keep asking for over and over again, and a man and his 2 toddlers were just here in my driveway chanting “the crazy alien lady” over and over again, while I was trying to unpack grocery bags out of my car, last night. Here you go: Amphibious Aliens — Medium Edition (Read free here)* Artist rendition of Etiole. My 1964 Dodge 330, being returned home after UFO freak cut it up and stole it. Is it true you are an alien abductee? No. And I don’t know why people say I am, because I’ve never claimed to be. In fact I don’t believe in aliens. In fact, I vehemently HATE people who believe in UFO and claim to be alien abductees. I think people who believe in nonsense like aliens, UFOs, demons, ghosts, and haunted are deranged lunatics who should be straight jacketed in mental institutes when the...